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The Anti-Asscrack Rant

I swear on all that is holy...I'm going to cut the next chick that has ass crack out.

Seriously people.  What the fuck?  When did it become fashionable for your ass crack to be exposed for the world to see.  I could understand it happened when you bent over one time, and your pants needed to be tightened another notch, but when you're out there with your skin-tight, super-tiny, itsy-bitsy, skank-whore pants on with ASS CRACK GALORE you need to die.  Your pants are too fucking small.  Get a real pair of pants and spare me the crack viewings.  Now, I have a question for you crack offenders...

Where the fuck are your panties?  I'm seeing a whole lot a ass, and never a whole lot of underwear!  You skank-ass-slut.  You're either wearing invisi-wear, or a G-String that gets caught up in the waistband of your slut-jeans.  Either way you need to be shot in the face with shit, you crack-showing-classless-non-panty-wearing-slut-ass-dirty-skank! 


Oh, and if seeing ass crack isn't bad enough...

How about seeing CELLULITE ASSCRACK!?

Oh.  That's just so much more wrong.  First of you larger ladies should not be wearing those teenie-tiny pants.  Secondly, FAT ASS IS NOT ATTRACTIVE.  I've said it once and I'll say it again...It's okay to be fat, but it's not okay to expose your fatness to people who don't want to see it.  It's not pretty.  It's not beautiful.  It's fat.  Hell, I don't even want to see the skinny bitches exposing themselves...So there.  I'm not hating on you because your fat.  I'm hating on you because you're a fat wannabe slut.  Don't fucking pretend like your size 25 ass looks good stuffed like a sausage into a size 9 pair of pants...It doesn't! 


So...MORAL OF THE STORY:  Crack Kills.